Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Steven Kowalczuk, master mixologist of Room at Twelve in Hotlanta, Georgia pontificates a little on the virtues of bartending and cocktail mixing in Atlanta paper Sunday Paper.

For foodies, cocktails are a great way to enjoy life, conversation, spending time with friends and family—it’s a great sharing moment that starts with a cocktail. A few friends have said, after tasting one of my cocktails, "This is life-altering! This is amazing!" Some people are just blown away and inspired by the combination of things they’ve never tasted before in a cocktail.

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Cockatil Dresses


San Francisco Gate
does a little photo piece on the seductive, sexiness of a razor thin woman in a cocktail dress.
The major themes are again what I've been detailing about the current cocktail movement: Sweet, sugary vodka, Wild life-styles of the elite, Prohibition, and Mad Men.


It was Christian Dior who coined the term "cocktail dress" in the late 1940s, and since then there has always been a category of party clothes that fall somewhere between wedding-guest and gala attire.

A woman feels flirtatious in a cocktail dress. So why not shake things up a bit and have some fun?
Could not agree more.

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Joe The Plumber: The Cocktail

Seems Early Time's Whisky has taken it upon itself to make a cocktail to blue collar hero and Obama questionnaire extraordinaire, Joe the Plumber.

Workin' Man's Plumb
Early Times' Toast to Joe the Plumber
3 ounces Red Plum Juice
1.5 ounces Early Times Kentucky Whisky
Squeeze of Lime
A pretty lame cocktail in my opinion. I didn't run out to the store to buy Early Times, so I substituted with Jack. Plum Juice is disgusting, it was like drinking bad red wine with a squeeze of Lime. Overall uninteresting, unenjoyable and overall poor flavor execution.
If I were Joe, I'd reject this cocktail and tell them to substitute the Plum juice with Prune and call it "The Biden Bowel Cocktail, Socialism in Action".

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Monday, October 27, 2008

Toast of the Day


When your heels strike hard and your head feels queer,
And your thoughts rise up like the froth on beer;
When your knees grow weak and your voice grows strong,
And you laugh like a fool at some silly song --
You're drunk, my boy, you're drunk.
-Anonymous (circa 1938)

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Netflix Update

Mac Users can finally use the instant watch feature on their comps. It's about time, excuse me now, I'm going to watch Peter Sellers, Shirley MacLaine classic, Being There, it reminds me of a certain candidate in this election...

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Friday, October 24, 2008

Ad Watch: Johnny Walker

Johny Walker, generally, has implemented a heavy marketing campaign, including having spokesperson Tom Green, and this is their latest installment. The ad does the whole, history lesson-commercial, kind of cliched nowadays but the production value is excellent and the concept engaging nonetheless.



Although one must admit the Hovis Bread commercial from England is the tops, hands down, on the history lesson ad, it's also by far the most entertaining, to see it Read On.




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Right Wing Bloggin Update

In case you need a comprehensive review of the conservative blogoshpere this election cycle, John Swift has an excellent post for you.

“Nautical metaphors may sink Obama,” Ace of Spades wrote hopefully. Flopping Aces saw Ayers’ ghost-writing of Obama’s book as just one part of a vast conspiracy to get a socialist elected President. “Eventually, if successful, their dreams of a Communist nation can be realized,” wrote Flopping Aces. “Sounds crazy….I know.” By the way, before Cashill hit on his theory, I noted some eerie similarities between Dreams of My Father and the Horatio Hornblower novels of C.S. Forester
Oh, yes it goes on, including Obama ties to The Illuminati.

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Toast of the Day


Not drunk is he who from the floor
Can rise alone, and still drink more;
But drunk is he who prostrate lies,
Without the power to drink or rise.

- Thomas Love Peacock,
Misfortunes of Elphin

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

1934 Martini

Yes, my friends the Martini has transformed over the many years and every once and a while I happen upon an old cocktail book that contains a different or interesting variation. Here is a recipe for a Martini from a cocktail booklet from 1934 (I have taken the liberty to put the measurements in modern terms):
2.5 oz. Gin
1.5 oz. Italian Vermouth
Two Dashes of Orange Bitters
Stir, strain, squeeze lemon peel on top.

What makes this Martini unique is the substitution of the angostura bitters for orange, as well as the lemon peel. The taste of this cocktail is certinly unique. The orange bitters is a welcome taste and actually works with the gin to balance out the vermouth, which in this recipe is quite heavy. In all reality, the vermouth was over-bearing but the large amount in a Martini is not uncommon in this era. I have seen earlier Martini's to be made exactly half gin and half vermouth, distgusting in my humble opinion and a waste of fine Gin.
The half gin, half vermouth drink in this particular book was named the Lone Tree Cocktail (no bitters), indeed.
Try one, if you have problems finding the bitters you can purchase them online. I found come at a specialty liquor store in BKLYN.

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Bloomberg Update II

So the cowardly council passed the resolution as was expected 29-22. From Bloomberg.com (heh)

Dozens watched from a packed mezzanine gallery, some with handmade signs that said ``Vote No,'' and ``No King Bloomberg,'' as lawmakers argued whether they should overrule the will of the voters expressed in referendums held in 1993 and 1996.
I am one of them, the fact that he wouldn't let this measure be on a referendum but rather forced it through the council shows his contempt for New York voters and also revealing the fact that he knows voters would not reward his behavior. I have a feeling the fallout from this will endanger his ability to actually win a third term; the main reason he'll win again, incompetent Democratic nominees and a flailing Wall Street.
The reasons for keeping him around, in the voters eyes, would have to revolve around the economic mess. The question is will voters buy that he is an FDR and this is WWII for a city mayor -- as much as I hate to admit it, it's a strong and valid argument. Again though, nominate another Republican of his ilk, Bloomberg's not a god nor guru.

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Bloomberg Update


Fine NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg is attempting to run for a third term. Today he faces a thumbs up or down vote by the City Council to overturn the law limiting mayors to a measly two terms. Let us see if this council of poltroons has the strength and tenacity to stand up to this power-hungry autocrat.
Overall, Bloomberg hasn't been terrible, in fact he had the city decently prepared, although it's too early to see the full effect of the Wall Street meltdown. His success in office doesn't warrant a third and unprecedented term, it warrants another sound victory for a hand-picked Republican of his choice. Our fine mayor must beware of fortune's path to hamartia.
Preserve the Republic you buffoons and oppose Bloomberg.

Chances of his being opposed: Not Good




Picture Source: Wikipedia

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Boston Update:

We have a Boston update from Boston correspondent New England Nautilus. Having just moved to Boston, he shares with us their rich culture:

Boston is clotted with bloody rage and drenched with a pissy mood. While Bostonians could have chosen any number of things to pride themselves on: Revolutionary US history, high proximity to the best East Coast breweries, gay marriage, an aquarium, the closest thing to universal health care in the part of the United States that's outside of San Francisco, over 100 colleges and universities, a public transport system that takes you to Cape Cod, anti-war protesters and rich folk on Beacon Hill,

Bostonians have chosen one thing upon which to pride themselves: the Red Sox. And now Tampa stole that. Tampa stole Boston's bride. Watch out Tamp-ons, Bostonians are going to dress up like everglade alligators and, under the cover of darkness, toss you overboard into the Gulf, where you'll float around in the gulf stream in circles for awhile, until a hurricane comes and blows you like cotton in a desert hurricane. That's right, the desert! Where you'll be roasted toasted by the Rays of the sun. And then Fenway will have the last laugh, you'll see. You'll see. Watch out for the Green Monster. He's comin' ta getchya!

Shit, I don't even care about sports and look what's happened to me after only a month of being here. Time to open another Sam Adams.



Or another Cocktail!

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Toast of the Day

JOLLY OLD MEDI

First he tickled her,
Then he patted her,
Then he passed the female catheter,
For he was a medical
Jolly old medi.

-James Joyce

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Drudge-Debunker Update:

538, polling interpretation expert and baseball guru, has recently been taking drudge to task over his narrow and inaccurate polling results, here, here. Of course we all know drudge is a Bush Republican and thus is dreaming each night for a poll that he will be able to be twist enough to be a "SHOCK" update for all the NRO bloggers, Limbaugh's, and just plain hopeful Republicans can shoot all over the various mediums.

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Cable Television Update

Second best show on television, Dexter, will be renewed not one but TWO seasons. I wish AMC had the moxie to do the same with television's best show but they only guaranteed one, that's just so Peter Campbell.

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Friday, October 17, 2008

Toast of the Day

Here's to a temperance supper,
With water in glasses tall,
And coffee and tea to end with,
And me not there at all.
-unknown

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Pic of the Day

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Ad Watch: Creepy Ad

Levi's 501 jeans have always had sexually aggressive advertising, go to youtube and see for yourself, but this one has to be the most creepy of them all. I saw this originally on an obscure cable channel. Watch this thing.



Right?
Let me know.

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Quote of the day

It was immediately slipped on the dog.

"She looks sad," Ivanov said. "Her free life is over."

"She is wagging her tail. That means she likes it," Putin said.

- talking about putting a satellite tracker on his dog.

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Fizz Update

Don't bother with a Gin Fizz with lime, it's a no-start, stick with lemon.
Now for something that makes more sense after a few fizzes, Virilo's "Art of the Motor"

...networks, the possibility of reconditioning it by a virtual, fundamentally cybernetic environment became a reality. As a result, the incredible opportunity even arose of adding an extra, though simulated, dimension to the normal dimensions of human activity: computer- generated CYBERSPACE thereafter introducing a "fractional" dimension alongside the "whole" dimensions of our customary milieu.

But another aspect of this theoretical mutation deserves our attention: information's energetic side. Immediately after the war, you will recall, MATTER, until then considered in terms of MASS and ENERGY, was rounded off by the addition of the notion of INFORMATION. But, as relativity teaches, if the usual notions of mass and energy are distinct but equivalent--E= mc2--we then had to try to capture the relationship between information and energy.

From the 1950s onward, then, it became a question of assimilating "information" with "energy," a form of energy as yet unknown in physics. After latent (potential) energy and actual (kinetic) energy, the possibility of data (cybernetic) energy arose. Initially, with management data processing, it was the economic aspect of energy that prevailed as a key factor in industrial production. But with the subsequent emergence of computerized simulation and the boom in telecommunications, evidently promoting TELEACTTON, information comes to the fore as an entirely separate form of energy: sound and image energy, the energy of long- distance touch and contact. By saving on physical displacement, teleoperator technology suddenly looked like a serious rival to transport energy. The implementation of absolute speed in signal transmission eliminated the relative speed of the circulation of products, goods, and people, enabling huge strides in automatic traffic regulation due to various servocontrol processes. Information suddenly looked like the same thing as its limit speed.

Virilio, the French born seventy-six year old gentleman, known for his extensive writings on technology is especially popular in the new media circle. Yet despite his brilliance, along with Mcluhan, I cannot read anything nor interpret without a couple cocktails in me and some early Ramones. Ian Swinley works as well.
Cats, I gotta get up, Ante-Meridian.

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