Thursday, October 16, 2008

Bawdy Toast of the Day

A social glass and a social lass
Go very well together;
But a social lass with a social ass
I deem a damn sight better.
Here's to the glass, and the lass, and the ass,
May they meet in all kinds of weather;
We'll drink from the glass, and feel of the ass,
And make the lass feel better.

- Immortalia, 1927